PIL-COLL Chronicles # 6-8

What *Girl* wanted to say: "Eto ma'am, kuha ho kayo ng ballpen bigay ko sa'yo yung number!"
What *Girl* actually said out loud: "Eto ma'am, bigay ko ho yung ballpen!!" (galit pa)

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What *Girl* wanted to say: "Sige ma'am, pakitago na lang po yung receipt, i-monitor namin yung posting ng payment."
What *Girl* actually said out loud: "Sige ma'am, pakitago na lang po yung posting."

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What *Girl* wanted to say: "Pwede ho ba malaman yung number nya sa bahay?"
What *Girl* actually said out loud: "Pwede ho ba malaman yung number nya sa ba... sa ba... sa BAHOUSE?"